Don’t Freak Out: The Sickest Boots You’ll Ever See Have Landed
They're half Vetements, half Manolo and stretch as high as your waist. Everybody, we give you – WAIST-HIGH FLAPPY BOOTS. Cha-ching.| March 14, 2017
Remember those crazy waist-high boots that Vetements sent down the runway last July? Yeah, we’re still not over them. How do you get over boots that go past your hooha and simultaneously have enough space to hold your phone and wallet? You don’t, that’s how.
With the start of the new week, Vetements – well, Net-a-Porter to be precise – has given us the gift of those admittedly ridiculous but still thoroughly sick boots in blinding pink satin. Ah, what a way to rid those Monday Blues. Sure, they come in orange, but if you’ve already committed to this being ostentatious thing, you might as well go all out. Also, whoever said orange is the new pink is seriously disturbed.
These boots are killer shoes, but they will also kill your wallet. If the heartbreak from that possible hole in your wallet outweighs the heartbreak from not having these hooha-high boots, consider the mid-shin version, or the classy-with-an-edge slingback ones. The slingbacks are selling out fast, so you better work. Run!